
Ermine, Lincolnshire
Email Copy in Ermine
Half the Ermine search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with Ermine businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Ermine businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy ermine"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the Ermine map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Ermine is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about Ermine
You won't win Ermine on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Ermine business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in Ermine
Kowalczyk Bros — Ermine. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 68
Enquiries / month
7.1s → 1.3s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1850
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Ermine: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Ermine page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the Ermine bit
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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