Exted, Kent
Takeaways in Exted
Half the Exted search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What takeaways looks like round here
Your own ordering, not 30% to a delivery app.
We work with Exted businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Exted businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "takeaways exted"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Takeaways — the Exted map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Exted is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Takeaways, and a word about Exted
You won't win Exted on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Exted job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Takeaways in Exted
Braithwaite Group — Exted. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 74
Enquiries / month
7.4s → 1.1s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1000
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Exted: Food, Drink & Hospitality
Everything below has its own Exted page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Takeaways near Exted
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Exted town centre.
- Takeaways in Elhamnext door
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- Takeaways in Rhodes Minnis2 km
- Takeaways in Wheelbarrow Town2 km
- Takeaways in Wingmore3 km
- Takeaways in Bladbean3 km
- Takeaways in Lyminge3 km
- Takeaways in Acrise3 km
- Takeaways in Stelling Minnis3 km
- Takeaways in North Lyminge3 km
- Takeaways in Sixmile3 km
- Takeaways in Shuttlesfield3 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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