
Fairseat, Kent
Email Copy in Fairseat
Fairseat isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with Fairseat businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Fairseat businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy fairseat"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the Fairseat map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Fairseat is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about Fairseat
Fairseat is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Fairseat, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Fairseat business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in Fairseat
Pemberton Bros — Fairseat. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 31
Enquiries / month
6.6s → 1.3s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£2150
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Fairseat: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Fairseat page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the Fairseat bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Fairseat town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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