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Everything in Fancy Farm

Fancy Farm, Inverclyde

Analytics in Fancy Farm

Your competitors in Fancy Farm are one bad website away from losing the job to you.

from £200

What analytics looks like round here

Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.

We work with Fancy Farm businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Fancy Farm businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "analytics fancy farm"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Analytics — the Fancy Farm map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Fancy Farm is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Analytics, and a word about Fancy Farm

You won't win Fancy Farm on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

Half the businesses round Fancy Farm are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.

Send us the name of your Fancy Farm business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Analytics in Fancy Farm

Fitzgerald Services — Fancy Farm. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

4 → 45

Enquiries / month

9.3s → 1.2s

Load time

14 days

Built in

£2000

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in Fancy Farm: Digital Marketing

Everything below has its own Fancy Farm page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Conversion OptimisationEmail MarketingFacebook AdsGoogle AdsInstagram AdsLanding PagesLead GenerationMarketing StrategySMS MarketingBusiness Websites

Analytics without the Fancy Farm bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All digital marketing
More digital marketing

Conversion Optimisation

Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.

from £350More digital marketing

Email Marketing

Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.

from £79/moMore digital marketing

Facebook Ads

Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.

from £300/mo + spend

Analytics near Fancy Farm

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Fancy Farm town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.