Fancy Farm, Inverclyde
Brand Identity in Fancy Farm
Half the Fancy Farm search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £549
What brand identity looks like round here
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
We work with Fancy Farm businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Fancy Farm businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "brand identity fancy farm"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Brand Identity — the Fancy Farm map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Fancy Farm is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Brand Identity, and a word about Fancy Farm
You won't win Fancy Farm on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Inverclyde isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Fancy Farm job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Brand Identity in Fancy Farm
Merriman & Sons — Fancy Farm. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 36
Enquiries / month
6.9s → 1.6s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£1650
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Fancy Farm: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own Fancy Farm page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Brand Identity without the Fancy Farm bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brand Guidelines
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
from £650More branding & designBusiness Stationery
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A palette that works online, in print and on your van.
from £99Brand Identity near Fancy Farm
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Fancy Farm town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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