Fanks, Highland
Slate Carving in Fanks
Nobody in Fanks rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Fanks businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Fanks businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving fanks"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Fanks map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Fanks is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Fanks
Fanks is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Highland isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Fanks job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Fanks
Ashworth & Daughters — Fanks. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 66
Enquiries / month
6.4s → 1.5s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£950
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Fanks: Services
Everything below has its own Fanks page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Fanks bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Fanks
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Fanks town centre.
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- Slate Carving in Suledale3 km
- Slate Carving in Upper Edinbane3 km
- Slate Carving in Treaslane4 km
- Slate Carving in Coishletter4 km
- Slate Carving in Kingsburgh4 km
- Slate Carving in Eyre4 km
- Slate Carving in Cuidrach5 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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