
Farthingloe, Kent
Analytics in Farthingloe
Farthingloe isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Farthingloe businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Farthingloe businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics farthingloe"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Farthingloe map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Farthingloe is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Farthingloe
Farthingloe is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Farthingloe are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
We're not local to Farthingloe, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Farthingloe job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Farthingloe
Hargreaves & Daughters — Farthingloe. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 18
Enquiries / month
6.2s → 1.5s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1800
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Farthingloe: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Farthingloe page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Farthingloe bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Farthingloe
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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