
Fern, Angus
Content Creation in Fern
Half the Fern search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What content creation looks like round here
Words that sell, explain and rank — written by humans who get it.
We work with Fern businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Fern businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "content creation fern"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Content Creation — the Fern map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Fern is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Content Creation, and a word about Fern
You won't win Fern on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Fern are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Fern job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Content Creation in Fern
Bellamy Trading — Fern. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 24
Enquiries / month
7.4s → 1.4s
Load time
8 days
Built in
£1000
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Fern: Services
Everything below has its own Fern page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Content Creation without the Fern bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
from £100/postMore content creationCase Studies
Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
from £200Content Creation near Fern
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Fern town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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