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Everything in Fetlar

Fetlar, Shetland Islands

Magnetic Signs in Fetlar

Nobody in Fetlar rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £120

What magnetic signs looks like round here

Removable magnetic panels for leased or shared vehicles.

We work with Fetlar businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Fetlar businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "magnetic signs fetlar"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Magnetic Signs — the Fetlar map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Fetlar is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Magnetic Signs, and a word about Fetlar

Fetlar is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

The competition in Shetland Islands isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Fetlar job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Magnetic Signs in Fetlar

Merriman & Sons — Fetlar. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

7 → 21

Enquiries / month

6.5s → 1.6s

Load time

14 days

Built in

£1450

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Fetlar: Vehicle Graphics

Everything below has its own Fetlar page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Car GraphicsFleet BrandingTrailer GraphicsVan GraphicsWindow GraphicsBusiness WebsitesTrades WebsitesE-commerce WebsitesLocal SEOLogo Design

Magnetic Signs without the Fetlar bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All vehicle graphics
More vehicle graphics

Car Graphics

Branding for cars that looks sharp without being tacky.

from £250More vehicle graphics

Fleet Branding

Consistent design across every vehicle in your fleet.

from £1,500More vehicle graphics

Trailer Graphics

Large trailer wraps and panels for maximum visibility.

from £400

Magnetic Signs near Fetlar

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Fetlar town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.