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Five Houses, Isle of Wight

Monthly SEO in Five Houses

Nobody in Five Houses rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £79/mo

What monthly seo looks like round here

Ongoing optimisation, content and reporting with no long contracts.

We work with Five Houses businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Five Houses businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "monthly seo five houses"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Monthly SEO — the Five Houses map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Five Houses is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Monthly SEO, and a word about Five Houses

Five Houses is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Five Houses job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Monthly SEO in Five Houses

Okafor Ltd — Five Houses. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

7 → 66

Enquiries / month

8.6s → 1.7s

Load time

9 days

Built in

£750

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in Five Houses: SEO

Everything below has its own Five Houses page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

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Monthly SEO without the Five Houses bit

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Area Page SEO

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Google Business Profile

Set up, verify and optimise so you appear on Maps and local search.

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Monthly SEO near Five Houses

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Five Houses town centre.

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