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Everything in Five Houses

Five Houses, Isle of Wight

Tech & Startups in Five Houses

Five Houses isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

What tech & startups looks like round here

Landing pages, waitlists and pitch-ready polish.

We work with Five Houses businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Five Houses businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "tech & startups five houses"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Tech & Startups — the Five Houses map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Five Houses is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Tech & Startups, and a word about Five Houses

Five Houses is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

We're not local to Five Houses, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Five Houses job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Tech & Startups in Five Houses

Okafor Ltd — Five Houses. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.

What we built

  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal

What happened

They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.

5 → 73

Enquiries / month

7.5s → 1.7s

Load time

17 days

Built in

£1050

Cost

"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."

Also in Five Houses: Creative, Events & Community

Everything below has its own Five Houses page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Artists & GalleriesCharities & Non-profitsEvents & WeddingsMusic & NightlifeParty & Equipment HirePhotographers & VideoPrinters & SignageBusiness WebsitesTrades WebsitesE-commerce Websites

Tech & Startups near Five Houses

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Five Houses town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.