
Five Lanes, Monmouthshire
Email Marketing in Five Lanes
Nobody in Five Lanes rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £79/mo
What email marketing looks like round here
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
We work with Five Lanes businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Five Lanes businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email marketing five lanes"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Marketing — the Five Lanes map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Five Lanes is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Marketing, and a word about Five Lanes
Five Lanes is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Monmouthshire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Five Lanes job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Email Marketing in Five Lanes
Hargreaves & Daughters — Five Lanes. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 22
Enquiries / month
6.8s → 1.5s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£2000
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Five Lanes: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Five Lanes page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Marketing without the Five Lanes bit
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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