
Five Wents, Kent
Brand Guidelines in Five Wents
Five Wents isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £650
What brand guidelines looks like round here
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
We work with Five Wents businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Five Wents businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "brand guidelines five wents"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Brand Guidelines — the Five Wents map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Five Wents is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Brand Guidelines, and a word about Five Wents
Five Wents is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Five Wents, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Five Wents job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Brand Guidelines in Five Wents
Delaney Group — Five Wents. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 37
Enquiries / month
9.5s → 1.1s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1250
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Five Wents: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own Five Wents page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Brand Guidelines without the Five Wents bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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