Five Wents, Kent
Business Cards in Five Wents
Half the Five Wents search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £75
What business cards looks like round here
Design plus print-ready files. We can arrange printing too.
We work with Five Wents businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Five Wents businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "business cards five wents"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Business Cards — the Five Wents map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Five Wents is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Business Cards, and a word about Five Wents
You won't win Five Wents on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Five Wents business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Business Cards in Five Wents
Merriman & Sons — Five Wents. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 45
Enquiries / month
9.3s → 1.6s
Load time
14 days
Built in
£2050
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Five Wents: Print Design
Everything below has its own Five Wents page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Business Cards without the Five Wents bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Business Cards near Five Wents
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Five Wents town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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