
Flemings, Kent
Analytics in Flemings
Nobody in Flemings rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Flemings businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Flemings businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics flemings"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Flemings map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Flemings is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Flemings
Flemings is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Kent isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Flemings job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Flemings
Pemberton Bros — Flemings. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 27
Enquiries / month
7.5s → 1.3s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1450
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Flemings: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Flemings page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Flemings bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Flemings
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Flemings town centre.
- Analytics in Barnsole1 km
- Analytics in Hammill Park1 km
- Analytics in Ash2 km
- Analytics in Staple2 km
- Analytics in Guilton2 km
- Analytics in Marshborough2 km
- Analytics in Selson2 km
- Analytics in Tickenhurst2 km
- Analytics in Woodnesborough2 km
- Analytics in Heronden3 km
- Analytics in Each End3 km
- Analytics in Twitham3 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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