Flodden, Northumberland
Social Media in Flodden
Your competitors in Flodden are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Flodden businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Flodden businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media flodden"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Flodden map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Flodden is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Flodden
You won't win Flodden on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Northumberland isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your Flodden business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Flodden
Rowntree Ltd — Flodden. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 19
Enquiries / month
6.4s → 1.7s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1050
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Flodden: Services
Everything below has its own Flodden page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Flodden bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Flodden
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Flodden town centre.
- Social Media in Milfield2 km
- Social Media in Old Heatherslaw3 km
- Social Media in Crookham3 km
- Social Media in Mardon3 km
- Social Media in Branxton4 km
- Social Media in Etal4 km
- Social Media in Yeavering5 km
- Social Media in Fentonhill6 km
- Social Media in Nesbit7 km
- Social Media in Akeld7 km
- Social Media in Westnewton7 km
- Social Media in Pawston7 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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