Folly Town, Kent
Email Copy in Folly Town
Nobody in Folly Town rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with Folly Town businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Folly Town businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy folly town"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the Folly Town map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Folly Town is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about Folly Town
Folly Town is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your Folly Town business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in Folly Town
Bellamy Trading — Folly Town. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 33
Enquiries / month
7.2s → 1.4s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£1650
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Folly Town: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Folly Town page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the Folly Town bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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