
Folly Town, Kent
Website Copywriting in Folly Town
Half the Folly Town search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £99/page
What website copywriting looks like round here
Pages that explain what you do and why customers should care.
We work with Folly Town businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Folly Town businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website copywriting folly town"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Copywriting — the Folly Town map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Folly Town is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Copywriting, and a word about Folly Town
You won't win Folly Town on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Folly Town business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Website Copywriting in Folly Town
Ashworth & Daughters — Folly Town. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 28
Enquiries / month
8.7s → 1.5s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£850
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Folly Town: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Folly Town page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Copywriting without the Folly Town bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
from £100/postMore content creationCase Studies
Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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