Folly, Gateshead
Business Consultancy in Folly
Your competitors in Folly are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £99/hr
What business consultancy looks like round here
Straight advice on your website, marketing and systems.
We work with Folly businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Folly businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "business consultancy folly"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Business Consultancy — the Folly map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Folly is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Business Consultancy, and a word about Folly
You won't win Folly on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Gateshead isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Folly process.
Real-world example
Example: Business Consultancy in Folly
Braithwaite Group — Folly. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
9 → 23
Enquiries / month
7.3s → 1.1s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£2000
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
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Everything below has its own Folly page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Business Consultancy without the Folly bit
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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