Folly, Gateshead
Fleet Branding in Folly
Your competitors in Folly are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £1,500
What fleet branding looks like round here
Consistent design across every vehicle in your fleet.
We work with Folly businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Folly businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "fleet branding folly"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Fleet Branding — the Folly map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Folly is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Fleet Branding, and a word about Folly
You won't win Folly on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Gateshead isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Folly job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Fleet Branding in Folly
Delaney Group — Folly. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 28
Enquiries / month
7.8s → 1.1s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£1050
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Folly: Vehicle Graphics
Everything below has its own Folly page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Fleet Branding without the Folly bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Fleet Branding near Folly
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Folly town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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