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Everything in Folly

Folly, Gateshead

Maintenance in Folly

Folly isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

from £75/mo

What maintenance looks like round here

Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.

We work with Folly businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Folly businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "maintenance folly"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Maintenance — the Folly map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Folly is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Maintenance, and a word about Folly

Folly is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

The competition in Gateshead isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.

We're not local to Folly, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Folly job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Maintenance in Folly

Prendergast Trading — Folly. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

10 → 39

Enquiries / month

8.8s → 1.4s

Load time

14 days

Built in

£900

Cost

"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."

Also in Folly: Hosting & Support

Everything below has its own Folly page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Daily BackupsManaged HostingMonthly SupportPerformance OptimisationRescue JobsSecurity MonitoringSSL CertificatesWebsite HostingWebsite UpdatesBusiness Websites

Maintenance without the Folly bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Daily Backups

Automated daily backups with easy restore options.

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Managed Hosting

We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.

from £15/moMore hosting & support

Monthly Support

A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.

from £75/mo

Maintenance near Folly

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Folly town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.