
Folly, Gateshead
Performance Optimisation in Folly
Folly isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £250
What performance optimisation looks like round here
Speed tuning to make your site load faster and rank better.
We work with Folly businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Folly businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "performance optimisation folly"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Performance Optimisation — the Folly map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Folly is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Performance Optimisation, and a word about Folly
Folly is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Folly, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Folly process.
Real-world example
Example: Performance Optimisation in Folly
Bellamy Trading — Folly. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
4 → 51
Enquiries / month
8.1s → 1.4s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£1500
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Folly: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Folly page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Performance Optimisation without the Folly bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moPerformance Optimisation near Folly
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Folly town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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