
Folly, Gateshead
Press Releases in Folly
Your competitors in Folly are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £200
What press releases looks like round here
Newsworthy announcements written to get coverage.
We work with Folly businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Folly businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "press releases folly"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Press Releases — the Folly map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Folly is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Press Releases, and a word about Folly
You won't win Folly on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Folly job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Press Releases in Folly
Ashworth & Daughters — Folly. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 46
Enquiries / month
6.3s → 1.5s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£1200
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Folly: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Folly page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Press Releases without the Folly bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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