
Foord, Kent
Analytics in Foord
Your competitors in Foord are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Foord businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Foord businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics foord"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Foord map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Foord is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Foord
You won't win Foord on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Foord. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your Foord business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Foord
Kowalczyk Bros — Foord. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 19
Enquiries / month
9.0s → 1.3s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£1350
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Foord: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Foord page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Foord bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Foord
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Foord town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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