
Foubister, Orkney Islands
Mascot Design in Foubister
Foubister isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £500
What mascot design looks like round here
A memorable character that makes your business stick in people's heads.
We work with Foubister businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Foubister businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "mascot design foubister"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Mascot Design — the Foubister map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Foubister is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Mascot Design, and a word about Foubister
Foubister is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Orkney Islands isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Foubister, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Foubister business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Mascot Design in Foubister
Hargreaves & Daughters — Foubister. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 54
Enquiries / month
8.1s → 1.5s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1000
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Foubister: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own Foubister page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Mascot Design without the Foubister bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brand Guidelines
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
from £650More branding & designBrand Identity
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
from £549More branding & designBusiness Stationery
Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.
from £200Mascot Design near Foubister
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Foubister town centre.
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- Mascot Design in Nether Button5 km
- Mascot Design in Steinflett7 km
- Mascot Design in Yinstay7 km
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- Mascot Design in Scapa10 km
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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