Freezy Water, Greater London
Brand Guidelines in Freezy Water
Your competitors in Freezy Water are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £650
What brand guidelines looks like round here
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
We work with Freezy Water businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Freezy Water businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "brand guidelines freezy water"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Brand Guidelines — the Freezy Water map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Freezy Water is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Brand Guidelines, and a word about Freezy Water
You won't win Freezy Water on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Greater London isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your Freezy Water business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Brand Guidelines in Freezy Water
Ashworth & Daughters — Freezy Water. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 70
Enquiries / month
8.5s → 1.5s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£1250
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Freezy Water: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own Freezy Water page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Brand Guidelines without the Freezy Water bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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