
French Street, Kent
Analytics in French Street
Half the French Street search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with French Street businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why French Street businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics french street"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the French Street map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where French Street is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about French Street
You won't win French Street on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the French Street job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in French Street
Fitzgerald Services — French Street. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 55
Enquiries / month
7.1s → 1.2s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£1800
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in French Street: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own French Street page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the French Street bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near French Street
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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