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Funzie, Shetland Islands

Farm Shops & Butchers in Funzie

Nobody in Funzie rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

What farm shops & butchers looks like round here

Boxes, collection slots and proper local SEO.

We work with Funzie businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Funzie businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "farm shops & butchers funzie"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Farm Shops & Butchers — the Funzie map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Funzie is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Farm Shops & Butchers, and a word about Funzie

Funzie is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Funzie. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

Send us the name of your Funzie business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Farm Shops & Butchers in Funzie

Hargreaves & Daughters — Funzie. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

7 → 39

Enquiries / month

6.7s → 1.5s

Load time

9 days

Built in

£1350

Cost

"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."

Also in Funzie: Pets, Animals & Outdoors

Everything below has its own Funzie page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Campsites & GlampingDog GroomersDog Walkers & SittersEquestrian & StablesOutdoor & AdventureBusiness WebsitesTrades WebsitesE-commerce WebsitesLocal SEOLogo Design

Farm Shops & Butchers near Funzie

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Funzie town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.