
Funzie, Shetland Islands
Outdoor & Adventure in Funzie
Funzie isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What outdoor & adventure looks like round here
Climbing, kayaking, bushcraft. Book by session, not by phone.
We work with Funzie businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Funzie businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "outdoor & adventure funzie"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Outdoor & Adventure — the Funzie map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Funzie is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Outdoor & Adventure, and a word about Funzie
Funzie is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Funzie, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Funzie job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Outdoor & Adventure in Funzie
Rowntree Ltd — Funzie. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 31
Enquiries / month
8.2s → 1.7s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£1950
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Funzie: Pets, Animals & Outdoors
Everything below has its own Funzie page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Outdoor & Adventure near Funzie
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Funzie town centre.
- Outdoor & Adventure in Houbie4 km
- Outdoor & Adventure in Fetlar6 km
- Outdoor & Adventure in Herra6 km
- Outdoor & Adventure in Brough Lodge9 km
- Outdoor & Adventure in Ramnageo11 km
- Outdoor & Adventure in Muness11 km
- Outdoor & Adventure in Clivocast12 km
- Outdoor & Adventure in Uyeasound13 km
- Outdoor & Adventure in North Sandwick13 km
- Outdoor & Adventure in Aywick13 km
- Outdoor & Adventure in Gutcher15 km
- Outdoor & Adventure in Cunnister15 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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