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Everything in Funzie

Funzie, Shetland Islands

Gyms & Personal Trainers in Funzie

Funzie isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

What gyms & personal trainers looks like round here

Timetables, memberships and free-trial sign-ups.

We work with Funzie businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Funzie businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "gyms & personal trainers funzie"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Gyms & Personal Trainers — the Funzie map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Funzie is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Gyms & Personal Trainers, and a word about Funzie

Funzie is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

We're not local to Funzie, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Funzie job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Gyms & Personal Trainers in Funzie

Kowalczyk Bros — Funzie. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

7 → 42

Enquiries / month

8.4s → 1.3s

Load time

13 days

Built in

£800

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in Funzie: Health & Wellbeing

Everything below has its own Funzie page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Beauty & SalonsDentists & OrthodonticsHealth & WellnessVets & Pet CareBusiness WebsitesTrades WebsitesE-commerce WebsitesLocal SEOLogo DesignGoogle Ads

Gyms & Personal Trainers near Funzie

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Funzie town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.