
Funzie, Shetland Islands
Lead Generation in Funzie
Your competitors in Funzie are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £400/mo
What lead generation looks like round here
Systems that attract, capture and qualify enquiries on autopilot.
We work with Funzie businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Funzie businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "lead generation funzie"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Lead Generation — the Funzie map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Funzie is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Lead Generation, and a word about Funzie
You won't win Funzie on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Funzie job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Lead Generation in Funzie
Bellamy Trading — Funzie. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 52
Enquiries / month
7.0s → 1.4s
Load time
8 days
Built in
£1500
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Funzie: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Funzie page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Lead Generation without the Funzie bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Analytics
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
from £200More digital marketingConversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moLead Generation near Funzie
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Funzie town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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