Funzie, Shetland Islands
National SEO in Funzie
Funzie isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £129/mo
What national seo looks like round here
Rank across the UK for the services and products you offer.
We work with Funzie businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Funzie businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "national seo funzie"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
National SEO — the Funzie map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Funzie is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
National SEO, and a word about Funzie
Funzie is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Funzie, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Funzie process.
Real-world example
Example: National SEO in Funzie
Okafor Ltd — Funzie. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 45
Enquiries / month
6.4s → 1.7s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1550
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Funzie: SEO
Everything below has its own Funzie page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
National SEO without the Funzie bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
National SEO near Funzie
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Funzie town centre.
- National SEO in Houbie4 km
- National SEO in Fetlar6 km
- National SEO in Herra6 km
- National SEO in Brough Lodge9 km
- National SEO in Ramnageo11 km
- National SEO in Muness11 km
- National SEO in Clivocast12 km
- National SEO in Uyeasound13 km
- National SEO in North Sandwick13 km
- National SEO in Aywick13 km
- National SEO in Gutcher15 km
- National SEO in Cunnister15 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm