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Everything in Funzie

Funzie, Shetland Islands

Content SEO in Funzie

Half the Funzie search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £100/page

What content seo looks like round here

Pages and posts written to answer the questions your customers ask.

We work with Funzie businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Funzie businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "content seo funzie"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Content SEO — the Funzie map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Funzie is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Content SEO, and a word about Funzie

You won't win Funzie on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Funzie process.

Real-world example

Example: Content SEO in Funzie

Duffy & Sons — Funzie. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.

What we built

  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected

What happened

Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.

9 → 32

Enquiries / month

9.0s → 1.6s

Load time

8 days

Built in

£2100

Cost

"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."

Also in Funzie: SEO

Everything below has its own Funzie page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Area Page SEOGoogle Business ProfileKeyword ResearchLink BuildingLocal SEOMonthly SEONational SEOTechnical SEOWebsite AuditsBusiness Websites

Content SEO without the Funzie bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Area Page SEO

Target every town you work in with pages that rank locally.

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Google Business Profile

Set up, verify and optimise so you appear on Maps and local search.

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Keyword Research

Find the words your customers actually type into Google.

from £99

Content SEO near Funzie

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Funzie town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.