Funzie, Shetland Islands
Security Monitoring in Funzie
Your competitors in Funzie are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £30/mo
What security monitoring looks like round here
Malware scans, uptime alerts and threat protection.
We work with Funzie businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Funzie businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "security monitoring funzie"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Security Monitoring — the Funzie map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Funzie is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Security Monitoring, and a word about Funzie
You won't win Funzie on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Shetland Islands isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your Funzie business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Security Monitoring in Funzie
Nowak Services — Funzie. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 66
Enquiries / month
6.4s → 1.2s
Load time
14 days
Built in
£1300
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Funzie: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Funzie page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Security Monitoring without the Funzie bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moSecurity Monitoring near Funzie
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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