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Everything in Funzie

Funzie, Shetland Islands

Daily Backups in Funzie

Your competitors in Funzie are one bad website away from losing the job to you.

from £10/mo

What daily backups looks like round here

Automated daily backups with easy restore options.

We work with Funzie businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Funzie businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "daily backups funzie"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Daily Backups — the Funzie map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Funzie is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Daily Backups, and a word about Funzie

You won't win Funzie on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.

If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Funzie process.

Real-world example

Example: Daily Backups in Funzie

Bellamy Trading — Funzie. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.

What we built

  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover

What happened

Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.

9 → 32

Enquiries / month

9.7s → 1.4s

Load time

18 days

Built in

£2100

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Funzie: Hosting & Support

Everything below has its own Funzie page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

MaintenanceManaged HostingMonthly SupportPerformance OptimisationRescue JobsSecurity MonitoringSSL CertificatesWebsite HostingWebsite UpdatesBusiness Websites

Daily Backups without the Funzie bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Maintenance

Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.

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Managed Hosting

We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.

from £15/moMore hosting & support

Monthly Support

A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.

from £75/mo

Daily Backups near Funzie

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Funzie town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.