
Funzie, Shetland Islands
Trades & Builders in Funzie
Half the Funzie search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What trades & builders looks like round here
Plumbers, sparkies, builders, roofers. Show the work, get the phone ringing.
We work with Funzie businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Funzie businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "trades & builders funzie"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Trades & Builders — the Funzie map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Funzie is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Trades & Builders, and a word about Funzie
You won't win Funzie on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Funzie are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Funzie business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Trades & Builders in Funzie
Merriman & Sons — Funzie. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 18
Enquiries / month
6.5s → 1.6s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£1400
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Funzie: Trades & Property
Everything below has its own Funzie page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Trades & Builders near Funzie
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Funzie town centre.
- Trades & Builders in Houbie4 km
- Trades & Builders in Fetlar6 km
- Trades & Builders in Herra6 km
- Trades & Builders in Brough Lodge9 km
- Trades & Builders in Ramnageo11 km
- Trades & Builders in Muness11 km
- Trades & Builders in Clivocast12 km
- Trades & Builders in Uyeasound13 km
- Trades & Builders in North Sandwick13 km
- Trades & Builders in Aywick13 km
- Trades & Builders in Gutcher15 km
- Trades & Builders in Cunnister15 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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