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Everything in Gardie

Gardie, Shetland Islands

Hoodies in Gardie

Nobody in Gardie rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £35

What hoodies looks like round here

Custom hoodies with your logo, perfect for team and promo wear.

We work with Gardie businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Gardie businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "hoodies gardie"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Hoodies — the Gardie map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Gardie is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Hoodies, and a word about Gardie

Gardie is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Gardie. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Gardie job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Hoodies in Gardie

Duffy & Sons — Gardie. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

7 → 66

Enquiries / month

8.3s → 1.6s

Load time

12 days

Built in

£1000

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Gardie: Workwear

Everything below has its own Gardie page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

BeaniesCapsEmbroidery DesignHi-Vis ClothingJacketsPolo ShirtsPrint DesignT-ShirtsBusiness WebsitesTrades Websites

Hoodies without the Gardie bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All workwear
More workwear

Beanies

Winter headwear branded for work or promo.

from £15More workwear

Caps

Baseball caps and snapbacks with your logo.

from £15More workwear

Embroidery Design

Digitised logos ready for professional embroidery.

from £50

Hoodies near Gardie

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Gardie town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.