
Garras, Cornwall
Analytics in Garras
Your competitors in Garras are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Garras businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Garras businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics garras"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Garras map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Garras is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Garras
You won't win Garras on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Garras job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Garras
Pemberton Bros — Garras. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 55
Enquiries / month
9.5s → 1.3s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£750
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Garras: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Garras page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Garras bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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