
Goats, Borough of Oldham
Typography in Goats
Nobody in Goats rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £99
What typography looks like round here
Fonts paired for readability, personality and web performance.
We work with Goats businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Goats businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "typography goats"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Typography — the Goats map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Goats is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Typography, and a word about Goats
Goats is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Goats process.
Real-world example
Example: Typography in Goats
Merriman & Sons — Goats. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
6 → 32
Enquiries / month
6.8s → 1.6s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£1800
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Goats: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own Goats page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Typography without the Goats bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brand Guidelines
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
from £650More branding & designBrand Identity
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
from £549More branding & designBusiness Stationery
Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.
from £200Typography near Goats
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Goats town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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