07932 064593
info@websitesnobollocks.com07932 064593WhatsAppText us
Websites No Bollocks mascotWebsitesNo BollocksNo jargon. No faff. No bollocks.
Everything in Goonhavern

Goonhavern, Cornwall

Maintenance in Goonhavern

Half the Goonhavern search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £75/mo

What maintenance looks like round here

Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.

We work with Goonhavern businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

Get a fixed quoteMore on Maintenance

Why Goonhavern businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "maintenance goonhavern"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Maintenance — the Goonhavern map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Goonhavern is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Maintenance, and a word about Goonhavern

You won't win Goonhavern on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

Half the businesses round Goonhavern are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

Send us the name of your Goonhavern business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Maintenance in Goonhavern

Kaur & Co — Goonhavern. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

7 → 66

Enquiries / month

7.0s → 1.8s

Load time

20 days

Built in

£2050

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in Goonhavern: Hosting & Support

Everything below has its own Goonhavern page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Daily BackupsManaged HostingMonthly SupportPerformance OptimisationRescue JobsSecurity MonitoringSSL CertificatesWebsite HostingWebsite UpdatesBusiness Websites

Maintenance without the Goonhavern bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All hosting & support
More hosting & support

Daily Backups

Automated daily backups with easy restore options.

from £10/moMore hosting & support

Managed Hosting

We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.

from £15/moMore hosting & support

Monthly Support

A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.

from £75/mo

Maintenance near Goonhavern

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Goonhavern town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.