
Gooseberry Green, Essex
Analytics in Gooseberry Green
Gooseberry Green isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Gooseberry Green businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Gooseberry Green businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics gooseberry green"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Gooseberry Green map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Gooseberry Green is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Gooseberry Green
Gooseberry Green is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Gooseberry Green, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Gooseberry Green process.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Gooseberry Green
Prendergast Trading — Gooseberry Green. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
4 → 36
Enquiries / month
8.0s → 1.4s
Load time
8 days
Built in
£1750
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Gooseberry Green: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Gooseberry Green page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Gooseberry Green bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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