Gooseham, Cornwall
Email Copy in Gooseham
Gooseham isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with Gooseham businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Gooseham businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy gooseham"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the Gooseham map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Gooseham is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about Gooseham
Gooseham is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Gooseham, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Gooseham job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in Gooseham
Pemberton Bros — Gooseham. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 56
Enquiries / month
7.1s → 1.3s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1750
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Gooseham: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Gooseham page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the Gooseham bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
from £100/postMore content creationCase Studies
Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
from £200Email Copy near Gooseham
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Gooseham town centre.
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- Email Copy in Darracott2 km
- Email Copy in Mead2 km
- Email Copy in Welcombe2 km
- Email Copy in Morwenstow3 km
- Email Copy in South Hole4 km
- Email Copy in Hardisworthy4 km
- Email Copy in East Youlstone5 km
- Email Copy in Meddon5 km
- Email Copy in Elmscott5 km
- Email Copy in Kilkhampton5 km
- Email Copy in Stibb6 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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