Gord, Shetland Islands
T-Shirts in Gord
Half the Gord search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £18
What t-shirts looks like round here
Casual branded tees for events, staff and giveaways.
We work with Gord businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Gord businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "t-shirts gord"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
T-Shirts — the Gord map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Gord is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
T-Shirts, and a word about Gord
You won't win Gord on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Shetland Islands isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Gord job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: T-Shirts in Gord
Okafor Ltd — Gord. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 31
Enquiries / month
6.2s → 1.7s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£1350
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Gord: Workwear
Everything below has its own Gord page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
T-Shirts without the Gord bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
T-Shirts near Gord
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Gord town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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