
Gorgie, City of Edinburgh
Analytics in Gorgie
Nobody in Gorgie rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Gorgie businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Gorgie businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics gorgie"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Gorgie map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Gorgie is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Gorgie
Gorgie is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Gorgie are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Gorgie job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Gorgie
Pemberton Bros — Gorgie. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 61
Enquiries / month
7.7s → 1.3s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1800
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Gorgie: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Gorgie page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Gorgie bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Gorgie
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Gorgie town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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