Gorteen Lower, Wexford
Performance Optimisation in Gorteen Lower
Nobody in Gorteen Lower rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £250
What performance optimisation looks like round here
Speed tuning to make your site load faster and rank better.
We work with Gorteen Lower businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Gorteen Lower businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "performance optimisation gorteen lower"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Performance Optimisation — the Gorteen Lower map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Gorteen Lower is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Performance Optimisation, and a word about Gorteen Lower
Gorteen Lower is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Gorteen Lower. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Gorteen Lower job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Performance Optimisation in Gorteen Lower
Pemberton Bros — Gorteen Lower. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 48
Enquiries / month
9.0s → 1.3s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1650
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Gorteen Lower: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Gorteen Lower page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Performance Optimisation without the Gorteen Lower bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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