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Everything in Granny

Granny, Roscommon

Takeaways in Granny

Nobody in Granny rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

What takeaways looks like round here

Your own ordering, not 30% to a delivery app.

We work with Granny businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Granny businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "takeaways granny"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Takeaways — the Granny map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Granny is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Takeaways, and a word about Granny

Granny is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Granny. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Granny process.

Real-world example

Example: Takeaways in Granny

Ashworth & Daughters — Granny. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.

What we built

  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal

What happened

Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.

9 → 26

Enquiries / month

8.6s → 1.5s

Load time

11 days

Built in

£1250

Cost

"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."

Also in Granny: Food, Drink & Hospitality

Everything below has its own Granny page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Cafés & BakeriesCaterers & Food TrucksHotels & B&BsPubs & RestaurantsBusiness WebsitesTrades WebsitesE-commerce WebsitesLocal SEOLogo DesignGoogle Ads

Takeaways near Granny

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Granny town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.