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Everything in Granny

Granny, Roscommon

Website Hosting in Granny

Nobody in Granny rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £15/mo

What website hosting looks like round here

Reliable UK hosting with SSL, backups and monitoring.

We work with Granny businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Granny businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "website hosting granny"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Website Hosting — the Granny map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Granny is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Website Hosting, and a word about Granny

Granny is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

Half the businesses round Granny are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Granny job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Website Hosting in Granny

Rowntree Ltd — Granny. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.

What we built

  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal

What happened

Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.

3 → 71

Enquiries / month

7.3s → 1.7s

Load time

9 days

Built in

£1850

Cost

"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."

Also in Granny: Hosting & Support

Everything below has its own Granny page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Daily BackupsMaintenanceManaged HostingMonthly SupportPerformance OptimisationRescue JobsSecurity MonitoringSSL CertificatesWebsite UpdatesBusiness Websites

Website Hosting without the Granny bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Daily Backups

Automated daily backups with easy restore options.

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Maintenance

Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.

from £75/moMore hosting & support

Managed Hosting

We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.

from £15/mo

Website Hosting near Granny

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Granny town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.