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Green Parlour, Bath and North East Somerset

Managed Hosting in Green Parlour

Nobody in Green Parlour rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £15/mo

What managed hosting looks like round here

We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.

We work with Green Parlour businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Green Parlour businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "managed hosting green parlour"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Managed Hosting — the Green Parlour map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Green Parlour is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Managed Hosting, and a word about Green Parlour

Green Parlour is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

Half the businesses round Green Parlour are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Green Parlour process.

Real-world example

Example: Managed Hosting in Green Parlour

Duffy & Sons — Green Parlour. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.

What we built

  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell

What happened

Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.

9 → 59

Enquiries / month

8.4s → 1.6s

Load time

18 days

Built in

£1900

Cost

"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."

Also in Green Parlour: Hosting & Support

Everything below has its own Green Parlour page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Daily BackupsMaintenanceMonthly SupportPerformance OptimisationRescue JobsSecurity MonitoringSSL CertificatesWebsite HostingWebsite UpdatesBusiness Websites

Managed Hosting without the Green Parlour bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All hosting & support
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Daily Backups

Automated daily backups with easy restore options.

from £10/moMore hosting & support

Maintenance

Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.

from £75/moMore hosting & support

Monthly Support

A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.

from £75/mo

Managed Hosting near Green Parlour

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Green Parlour town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.