
Greens, Aberdeenshire
Brand Identity in Greens
Half the Greens search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £549
What brand identity looks like round here
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
We work with Greens businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Greens businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "brand identity greens"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Brand Identity — the Greens map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Greens is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Brand Identity, and a word about Greens
You won't win Greens on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Aberdeenshire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Greens job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Brand Identity in Greens
Kowalczyk Bros — Greens. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 72
Enquiries / month
6.8s → 1.3s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1900
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Greens: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own Greens page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Brand Identity without the Greens bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brand Guidelines
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
from £650More branding & designBusiness Stationery
Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.
from £200More branding & designColour Schemes
A palette that works online, in print and on your van.
from £99Brand Identity near Greens
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Greens town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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