
Greeny, Orkney Islands
Branding & Design in Greeny
Half the Greeny search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What branding & design looks like round here
Look like a proper business, not a weekend hobby.
We work with Greeny businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Greeny businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "branding & design greeny"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Branding & Design — the Greeny map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Greeny is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Branding & Design, and a word about Greeny
You won't win Greeny on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Greeny are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Greeny business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Branding & Design in Greeny
Okafor Ltd — Greeny. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 35
Enquiries / month
8.3s → 1.7s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1450
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Greeny: Services
Everything below has its own Greeny page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Branding & Design without the Greeny bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brand Guidelines
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
from £650More branding & designBrand Identity
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
from £549More branding & designBusiness Stationery
Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.
from £200Branding & Design near Greeny
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Greeny town centre.
- Branding & Design in Beaquoy2 km
- Branding & Design in Skeabrae2 km
- Branding & Design in Dounby2 km
- Branding & Design in Kirbuster3 km
- Branding & Design in Knarston3 km
- Branding & Design in Hourston3 km
- Branding & Design in Mirbister4 km
- Branding & Design in Tronston4 km
- Branding & Design in Scarwell5 km
- Branding & Design in Swannay5 km
- Branding & Design in Newgarth5 km
- Branding & Design in The Barony5 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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